Do you know that most of the time I’ll write a post and just not post it? I’ve got like about 10-15 of these posts and I guess I’m kind of tired of it. So fuck it. I’m going to post some completely random shit. Completely random! Here’s one on my boobs…
Boobs can be shaped!
Which should be obvious, right? They are sacks of fat after all. But I’ve got like about a large A cup or a small B cup so most of the time I’m not paying that much mind to them other then to push my bra up so they don’t sag so much. I’m sure it’s a lot like a guy adjusting his balls in public except that it looks like I’m fondling myself. Which as fun as it might sound to someone else is really not that interesting to me. It’s mostly just frustration that the bras I own do nothing to prevent the force of gravity. As soon as we get anti-grav anything I want a bra made, damn it!
Even at my small size the damn things hurt and sag if I don’t wear a bra and nothing says attractive like the deflated wounded boob look that comes with bras that aren’t up to snuff.
So anyway in the fun of being girls and getting rid of clothing, my friend gave me some of her old wire bras, which I’ve been avoiding for year and years. I like sports bras. I don’t care that they give me the unaboob because frankly it keeps my stuff from sagging. Sadly though the sports bras one flaw is its elastic. Modern marvel that elastic is the boobs defeat it hands down. Give the boobs a few days and the bra is asking for mercy. They entrench the whole chest and push the elastic down to the border… sagging all the way. The sports bra type must be changed or reinforced regularly to prevent the boobs from taking over the whole stomach area. I’m sure people would find it fascinating to know that I’ve got two of the damn things on sometimes. So anyway my friend passed me some of her bras, the ones with the wires and the strangest things have been happening with the boob area.
Mostly that I’m starting to view them like play-do. The shape the go into when released from their wire prison is a bit different then the shape after the elastic prison… it causes me much humor in front of the mirror. There is indecent wiggling and grand standing. The wire boob shape has more of a pointy look where as the Sports bra gives a more rounded shape… the weak sports bra, of course, gives a kind of saggy shape. Alas I’m afraid I will take no pictures.
But now I’m wondering… how strange could things get if I had a square bra? Could I get my boobs to be that shape? Sadly though as silly as this all is I mostly just wish for better bras… who thought the idea that pushing all the boobs into the center was a good idea for the wire bras? Sure it makes my boobs bigger… from the front, but get a tight enough shirt and boy does it look hilarious. Makes me look like a boy smuggling tennis balls in my shirt. Really. I only wish I was kidding. The sports bras at least only gives me the unaboob, they don’t make me look deformed when I wear something tight. Snort.
Also the wire cuts in if I sleep on my chest… which really sucks. Hmm, this is probably way too much information for most of you. Wanders away to go back to working.
Next the A-kon report… or maybe some art… or a report on being burned out on comics. Won’t that be great fun? =D
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