Stabbed in the eye by my own shiny eye sparkle!!

Picture from the top part of the ad on the back of Shojo Beat #0. This is a real ad.

I thought Engrish was funny but Japanglish is also great. This character’s name is I guess suppose to be Aiko judging by the use of the use of the word “Love” and “Beauty” in this ad… sadly someone though the pun EYE-ko (since Ai is pronounced like “eye”) was amusing? Oh the pain, like a stab to my… um brain? Flails about.

Oh well, I don’t wear make-up anyway. So, no skin off my nose. Still how can I get my own pink ninja star eye sparkle? I also wonder how my name in Japanglish would be written? OKey-ana, maybe?

Sneaks away.